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August 02, 2007

Dreams I've Had Recently And What I'm Pretty Sure They Mean

--I'm buying balsa wood from some bearded hippie. I am sorting through his bins, looking for cheaper pieces, and he keeps telling me to buy "the assortment package" for $11. This strikes me as overpriced. So I continue to look through the scraps saying "No, dude, I'll find what I need."

Meaning: Hippies will rip you off, man.

-- I'm in a meeting with the principal of my junior high school. But he's not my real junior high principal (a Civil War buff with a handlebar mustache) but rather Mr. Belding from the series "Saved by the Bell."

Meaning: TV broke my brain.

-- I'm in a hotel room in Las Vegas (at least I think it's Las Vegas). It's actually more than a hotel room: it's a fancy suite with an entryway, an enormous bathroom, a sitting area, and a huge bed with pillars and a canopy. I'm just sort of walking around in the room, jumping on the bed, trying out the jacuzzi. This goes on for a while.

Meaning: My dreams suck.

Posted by teb at August 2, 2007 09:52 AM

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