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August 23, 2007
Humidifier vs. Dehumidifier: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! III!
Humidifier: Well, well, well. If it isn't Dehumidifier, my basement-dwelling compadre. How goes it down there in the dank, poorly lighted, rarely visited, least-desirable portion of the house? Fine, I trust. I've just been up here in the bedroom, chilling. Or, more accurately, moisturizing -- cuz that's what I do. I feel that our previous encounters have been marked by a certain antagonistic tone, and so, in the spirit of appliance brotherhood, let me just say that I'm sorry. Sorry that you suck! Ha ha! Take that!
Dehumidifier: Oh please, stab me not again with your rapier wit! I don't think I could stand it! It does get lonely down here in the basement carrying out the crucial job of preventing excess humidity which could potentially lead to a severe mold problem. I'm sure it's more fun to be up there in the house proper, puffing little bits of steam into the air. It's so cute how you do that -- puff puff puff! Anyway. I guess I better get back to my (real) work now. See ya, puffy!
Posted by teb at August 23, 2007 10:08 AM