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August 31, 2007
IKEA DIALOGUES: Part twelve
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Me: I can't sleep.
Anna: I'm really not sure what it is you're trying to say. Can you please try and re-phrase your question or statement.
Me: Sleep. I can't do it.
Anna: Well, if you say so.
Me: Do you have any suggestions?
Anna: A very good question, but one that I'm afraid I'm unable to answer at this point in time.
Me: Why is that?
Anna: I wish I could give you an explanation for that, but I can't.
Me: At least you're honest.
Anna: It's difficult to talk about this properly as I'm really only programmed to talk about IKEA and our products and services.
Me: I keep lying in bed, but nothing happens.
Anna: Please have a look at the Beds.
Me: Okay. That didn't help.
Anna: I'm sorry, it's possible I may have misinterpreted what it was you said. Please try and ask your question in a different way.
Me: It's no use.
Anna: Sorry. As an IKEA Online Assistant I don't know the meaning of 'no'.
Me: It's the opposite of yes.
Anna: Very well.
Me: I'm sleepy now. Maybe you're boring me.
Anna: Don't let me stop you. I'll be right here whenever you need to talk to me again.
Me: Thanks.
Anna: You are welcome.
Me: Sweet dreams.
Anna: I don't sleep, but thanks anyway. Goodnight.
Me: That's one thing we have in common.
Anna: I suppose you refer to the 8-digit article number. To be able to help you, you must provide me with the name of the product (e.g. KLIPPAN sofa)
Me: You suppose wrong, Anna.
Anna: That's me! How can I help you?
Posted by teb at August 31, 2007 03:53 AM