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August 29, 2007
Trash Day: A Very Short Screenplay (based on a true story)
INT. BEDROOM MORNING
MAN lies in bed, eyes closed. He is not awake yet, nor is he fully asleep. He is in that pleasant middle-state between the two. Suddenly he is wrested from his half-slumber by the familiar BEEP BEEP of the garbage truck backing up.
MAN
Oh crap.
Realizing he has neglected to put out the trash the night before, MAN stands and begins to pull on clothes.
MAN
Crap.
MAN searches frantically for shoes, finds them, and puts them on untied. Has to step over dog on way to door. MAN unlocks the door, pushes open the gate. Now he is in the driveway, watching the garbage truck turn the corner, not to return until the following week.
MAN
(forlornly)
Crap.
Posted by teb at August 29, 2007 10:09 AM