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September 05, 2007
Henry Index
Number of years old Henry turned yesterday: 1
Number of teeth he has: 4
How many tiny, shuffling steps he can take before he decides that, damn it, it's just easier to crawl: 8
Odds that he will actually be ready for bed at bedtime: 1 in 2
Number of minutes he will sit in his high chair happily snacking on Cheerios and sipping water before he vehemently demands to begin his important daily business of chasing the cats, climbing on furniture, and finding items to stick in his mouth: 10 (if you're lucky)
Percentage of his fancy toys that claim to be "educational": 100
Odds that they actually are: slim
The pitifulness of the sound he makes when he pinches the tip of his finger in a drawer on a scale of one to ten, with "one" being not pitiful at all and "ten" being really, really pitiful: 11
Posted by teb at September 5, 2007 11:01 AM