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October 11, 2007
I will now translate the text of a house flier I picked up yesterday
"charming classic" = old
"old style garage" = old
"just blocks to the arts district" = a good, long walk from two junk shops
"nice sized bedrooms" = tiny bedrooms
"original wooden doors" = nothing has been updated
"lush, landscaped" = overgrown
"perched on a hill" = well, at least it won't flood.
"new sump pump" = I take that back
Posted by teb at October 11, 2007 10:44 AM