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October 10, 2007

Things that occur to me while reading "The Mother Goose Board Book" to Henry for the umpteenth time

So ... let me get this straight: There is a man in the moon? Like, inside it? And he monitors bed times for children? What?

Peter the pumpkin-eater is a misogynist.

Well, obviously the horses wouldn't be able to help reassemble Humpty Dumpty.

Mary should get a restraining order against that lamb.

If the dish and the spoon were to have offspring, what would they be? Coasters?

No one likes the pease porridge nine days old. No one.

Posted by teb at October 10, 2007 10:26 AM

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