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October 12, 2007
Three short domestic scenes
1.
Husband: We're out of juice.
Wife: That's very sad for you.
Husband: It is. Pity me.
Wife: You are pitiful.
2.
Wife: Thank you for taking out the recycling.
Husband: Not a problem. You know, I am pretty great.
Wife: I wouldn't go that far.
3.
Wife: The cat threw up blood.
Husband: Gross. Really?
Wife: Yeah ...
[They both stare intently at red-colored mass]
Husband: That's strawberry.
Wife: Oh. So it is.
Posted by teb at October 12, 2007 07:50 AM