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October 24, 2007
What I learned from the Home Decorators Collection Winter 2007 catalog
-- "These unique pieces resemble stacks of suitcases ..."
From our exclusive "stuff that looks like other stuff" collection
-- "Thirteen fashion colors and two levels of quality."
Yeah, is that available in crappy?
-- "This Arts and Crafts-inspired group is available at prices much less than you'd expect to pay ...."
You'd be surprised at how little I expect to pay.
-- "Many designs have hand-knotted fringe."
Tied by our team of experienced Chinese children.
-- "This whimsical bathroom buddy is crafted of molded resin that is carefully hand painted."
I don't think I want a bathroom buddy -- whimsical or otherwise.
Posted by teb at October 24, 2007 10:52 AM