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November 19, 2007

The weekend to-do list: A postmortem

Try to un-catch cold.

Consume enough zinc to start a mine.

Sweep porch/kitchen/hallway. Wish pets were hairless.

Feel guilty about canceling newspaper subscription. Do it anyway.

Eat entire container of blueberries. Turn into Violet Beauregarde.

Posted by teb at November 19, 2007 11:01 AM

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