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November 15, 2007

Yet more lines that I've excised from my forthcoming novel

As the light faded from the horizon, the robot cowboys sang together in eerily perfect harmony.

"Granola," she mused.

The road was long and twisty, like the handlebar mustache of former Oakland A's relief pitcher Rollie Fingers.

The alarm sounded and Philip emerged from beneath the bed, clad only in a headband, a single red sock, and clutching a dog-earred Bible to his chest.

"Senators," he hollered, "let's dance!"

Posted by teb at November 15, 2007 11:40 AM

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