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December 14, 2007
How To Wash Dishes
1. Allow dishes to pile up in sink for approximately three days, or until sink is unusable, whichever comes first.
2. Use paper plates for a while.
3. At around midnight decide that, damn it, these dishes need to get done.
4. Watch several videos on YouTube.
5. Now it's 12:15. Time to get started.
6. First, locate a sponge. The one you were using before is probably buried in the enormous stack of dishes. Try to find it without tipping over the Pisa-like tower of plates. Fail.
7. Get a new sponge. Where do we keep those? I thought they were in that drawer ... but apparently not.
8. At long last locate a sponge.
9. Wet sponge. Put soap on the sponge. Wait -- are we out of soap?
10. Decide it can wait until tomorrow.
Posted by teb at December 14, 2007 09:50 AM