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December 05, 2007
Running feature wherein I comb through the records to see what search terms have led discreet, underemployed people to this soft, slack-jawed blog
-- "is this normal behavior for a 10 year old boy to pretend to be a cat and eat off of the floor"
I'd worry when he starts marking his territory.
-- "our pop machine has 6 different flavors of pop. it can hold a total of 156 cans of pop. how many does it hold for each flavor?
Ms. Cole? Is that you?
-- "how to get dressed in the morning"
Glad to help.
-- "why does my cat bang his head"
Because Metallica RULEZ!!!
-- "dora the explorer character impersonators in atlanta Georgia"
For the right price, I'll fly down.
-- "chords and lyrics ukulele i can t get no satisfaction"
Dude, your parties suck.
-- "i m going to gut you like a fish"
That's a cliché.
-- "i m going to gut you like a cornish game hen"
Now you're talking.
Posted by teb at December 5, 2007 10:55 AM