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December 10, 2007
The weekend to-do list: A postmortem
Read friend's Modern Love column in the New York Times, which features the old guy who cuts my hair.
Dig half-eaten grapes out of crevice in high chair. Or at least I hope those are grapes.
Eat at Wawa, a sandwich place that lets you order on a touch screen. Think how much better life would be without human interaction.
Bow to the genius of Louis C.K.
Get pulled over by cop who explains "zero tolerance" policy for speeding. Consider telling cop about my new "zero acceptance" policy for tickets.
Posted by teb at December 10, 2007 11:23 AM