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December 31, 2007
The weekend to-do list: A postmortem
Purchase Sunday New York Times at grocery store. Take receipt, but totally forget paper.
Return three -- count 'em, three -- lost dogs to their owners in one day. I must smell like steak.
Tarry
Attempt to purchase gas at two different gas stations. Encounter broken pumps both times. Curse and sigh.
Find mysterious dried substance on floor. Wonder which little beast -- dog, cat, baby -- vomited.
Posted by teb at December 31, 2007 11:23 AM