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December 07, 2007

What I learned from the "Last Chance" 2007 Hammacher Schlemmer catalog

-- "The Rotating Dual Disco Ball"

Now with double the disco power!

-- "The Nutcracker Suite March Porcelain Musical Egg"

Perfect for the porcelain musical egg lover on your list.

-- " ... a friend mode in which the robot tells jokes."

And an enemy mode in which the robot tries to kill us all.

-- "The Far Infrared Heated Pants"

Shoot, I forgot to plug my pants in again.

" ... earned the highest marks in Hammacher Schlemmer Institute's tests for consistency of toasting ... "

Oh please. Who tests toasters?

Posted by teb at December 7, 2007 10:18 AM

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