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December 19, 2007
What I learned from the Jockey Holiday 2007 catalog
-- "Imagine bras that fit and feel as good as your favorite t-shirt"
I could imagine it the other way -- but I'd rather not.
-- "Equipped with a fabrication and fit perfect for your on-the-go lifestyle."
What about those of us with on-the-chair lifestyles?
-- "Enjoy a weekend state of mind – every day."
And get fired from your job.
-- "Choose buttery soft or the cotton-like breathable ease of modal."
I don't think the words "underwear" and "buttery" should go together.
-- "These tanks are the basic everyday fashion accessory that you cannot live without."
Wait, is that a threat?
Posted by teb at December 19, 2007 11:29 AM