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January 22, 2008
A dialogue between Current Me and Future Me
Future Me: Hey, why are you leaving your hat there?
Current Me: I don't know.
FM: If you hang it up, I'll be able to find it when I need it.
CM: Yeah, I guess.
FM: You guess?
CM: Yeah.
FM: It would literally take you two seconds to do it the right way and likely save me ten minutes of searching for it.
CM: Uh-huh.
FM: So why don't you do it?
CM: Dunno.
FM: [seizes Current Me around the neck]
CM: What are you doing?
FM: I'm killing you.
CM: But, if I understand this far-fetched scenario, I am you, and therefore by strangling me you're committing suicide.
FM: [releases Current Me] I see your point.
CM: Good.
FM: I hate you so much.
CM: Whatever.
Posted by teb at January 22, 2008 10:44 AM