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January 16, 2008
How To Take Out Trash
1. As you're lying in bed think "I should get up and drag the trash cans to the curb."
2. Go to sleep.
3. Awaken to the "beep beep" of the garbage truck.
4. Feel around frantically for glasses. Where the hell are they?
5. There they are.
6. Throw on pants, shirt, shoes.
7. Leap over sleeping dog.
8. Fumble with backdoor lock.
9. Drag trash cans down sloping gravel driveway, arriving at curb mere moments before garbage truck pulls up. Victory!
10. Back to bed.
Posted by teb at January 16, 2008 10:46 AM