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January 24, 2008
Open Letter To The Person Who Threw a 24-Ounce Icehouse Beer Can On My Lawn Last Night
Look, I know you're busy. I wouldn't expect you -- after a long night of drinking and driving -- to find a proper trash receptacle for your beer can. It's so much easier to toss it out the window when you're speeding down a residential street at 3 a.m. I get that.
But Icehouse? Really? That stuff is undrinkable. Even Michelob is a step up. Icehouse's slogan, according to the slightly crushed can I picked up for you this morning and disposed of (you're welcome), is "Brewed Colder. Brewed Longer." You have to ask yourself this question: colder and longer than what? It's meaningless without a basis for comparison. Just keep that in mind when you're buying your jumbo-size cans of beer.
Also, if I were you, I would wrap the can in one of those can-size paper bags. That way people might assume you're drinking, like, a Miller Lite or something. Just a thought.
Posted by teb at January 24, 2008 01:21 PM