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January 03, 2008
This Is A True Story (except for the dialogue at the end)
I caught a mouse last night. It was a non-lethal trap that I baited with peanut butter and placed beneath the sink.
I took the mouse, still in the trap, to a nearby park. It was after midnight. I set the trap on the ground and slid back the cover. The mouse stayed there for a moment, looking up at me with his shiny black eyes.
"What kind of peanut butter was that?" the mouse asked.
"It's called Smart Balance," I replied.
"So it's healthy?"
"Yeah," I said. "And tasty, too."
"It is good," he said. "Then again, I'd eat pretty much whatever, seeing as how I'm a mouse and all."
"Right."
Then the mouse scampered off into the darkness, and I walked home.
THE END
Posted by teb at January 3, 2008 10:49 AM