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February 07, 2008
IKEA DIALOGUES: Part thirteen
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Me: Hey, how about those Super Tuesday results?
Anna: I'm afraid I don't have any opinions on anything other than IKEA's products and services.
Me: Not into politics, huh?
Anna: I'm not here to talk about history or politics, sorry.
Me: What about philosophy?
Anna: Happiness depends upon ourselves. Do you have any questions regarding IKEA.
Me: On ourselves? Are you sure?
Anna: I can't give a 100% definitive answer to that. If you need to clarify anything you've been told here, please contact Customer Service. You'll find more details on the following web page.
Me: Just guess.
Anna: Sorry, but I'm not here to play games. Please ask me something about IKEA.
Me: I think I just got served.
Anna: Sometimes you have to trust your feelings, sometimes no...
Me: Is that some kind of cryptic Zen koan?
Anna: This is a subject I'd rather not discuss to be honest.
Me: I hear ya.
Anna: OK. I'm glad that we are communicating successfully.
Me: So am I, Anna.
Anna: That's me! How can I help you?
Posted by teb at February 7, 2008 08:28 AM