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February 01, 2008
Things My New Dentist Said To Me During My First Appointment
-- "I give everyone the same introduction. Some guy said he was a $700 an hour attorney. I told him I don't care."
-- "Floss in the shower. That's what I tell everybody. Floss in the shower."
-- "Go into a nursing home. You want to know where their teeth are? In a drawer, that's where."
-- "I even floss when I'm in Vegas."
-- "So the name of this build-up -- and you've probably heard this before because it gets a lot of play in the news media -- is plaque."
Posted by teb at February 1, 2008 03:03 PM