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February 29, 2008

This Is A True Story

I was attempting to write a check recently. This is not unusual as I am very rich and often write checks for large sums. Partway through filling out the check, my pen ran out of ink. I had already written the amount in words (ten dollars and forty-six cents) but had yet to fill in the numerals or sign my name.

Following a brief search, I located another pen and completed the check. But then I noticed that the first pen's ink was blue; the second, black. I imagined the recipient of this check (the lucky soul who is now $10.46 more prosperous) wondering what calamity had befallen the first pen. So I wrote "first pen ran out of ink" in the memo section at the bottom left-hand corner.

My point is this: I prefer pencils.

Posted by teb at February 29, 2008 01:00 PM

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