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February 21, 2008
Warnings Which Are Ineffective Against Babies
-- Your recent actions (e.g., standing on the couch) may result in severe repercussions and/or grievous bodily harm.
-- The cat(s) will be certainly unreceptive and potentially hostile to your physical advances.
-- Your apparent desire to consume chalk is ill-advised.
-- If this behavior continues unabated, further sanctions – including possible curtailment of privileges -- may be imposed.
-- I'm going to sue you.
Posted by teb at February 21, 2008 12:36 PM