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March 12, 2008
A Few In-Flight Announcements
-- "You're free to stand up and prance around the cabin."
-- "We're going to be running into some turbulence. Might want to update those wills."
-- "If you look out the window to our left, you'll see a whole lot of nothing."
-- "We've reached our cruising altitude of 30,000 feet and so we're going to go ahead and switch off the engines."
-- "Once we're safely off the ground, our flight attendants will be coming around with complimentary hats."
Posted by teb at March 12, 2008 10:30 AM