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March 20, 2008
How To Sleep
1. Lie down.
2. Stare at ceiling for 45 minutes.
3. Get up.
4. Read article about Britney Spears in the supposedly highbrow Atlantic Monthly.
5. Lie down.
6. Stare at ceiling for hour.
7. Get up.
8. Clean kitchen while listening to “Meet the Press.” Oh, Bill Bradley, how can anyone be so simultaneously dull and vicious?
9. Lie down. Stare at ceiling for another hour before drifting into a restless sleep.
10. Wake up in haze at noon.
Posted by teb at March 20, 2008 01:43 PM