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March 04, 2008
News To Me
-- From The New York Times:
Senator Barack Obama might have worn a bee-keeper’s hat as he held a press conference in San Antonio and faced a hornet swarm of questions.
See, the questions are like hornets, which are like bees, and the hat would keep them out, if he were wearing it, figuratively, which he wasn't.
-- From The Associated Press:
"Should those who stepped forward to say we're going to help defend America have to go to the courthouse to defend themselves, or should the Congress and the president say thank you for doing your patriotic duty? I believe we ought to say thank you," he said.
If only Hallmark made a "Thanks For Spying On Us All Illegally" card.
-- New York Times headline:
A One-Eyed Invader in the Bedroom
Ahh! Ahh! Oh wait -- they mean TV and computers. False alarm.
Posted by teb at March 4, 2008 11:43 AM