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May 07, 2008
This Is A True Story That Ends With A Sudden Digression Into Class Politics
I recently purchased some Hanes boxer-briefs from Target. I am a fan of boxer-briefs, mostly because they appeal to my indecisive nature.
Now, I had purchased Hanes boxer-briefs before and found them to be satisfactory. And yet these new boxer-briefs were, um, not. They felt weird. I compared them to my other Hanes boxer-briefs and discovered that they're made of different material. What gives?
As it turns out, there are Hanes "premium" boxer-briefs and there are regular Hanes boxer-briefs. The former cost twice as much; I had purchased the latter at Target. This, I would argue, is yet more proof of what John Edwards so rightly called "Two Americas." I want to live in a country where all men – and, I guess, women if they want -- can afford premium boxer-briefs.
If I believe anything, I believe this: No one deserves an itchy waistband.
Posted by teb at May 7, 2008 11:51 AM