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June 11, 2008
A brief, true story followed by a bad idea
Yesterday, I bought an air conditioner. As I was checking out, it began to rain. I decided to run to my car while holding the air conditioner, rather than pushing it in a cart, because this seemed faster. I also put my keys in my mouth. So I’m running across the parking lot, holding an air conditioner, my keys in my mouth, when I think: This should be an Olympic sport. It’s got everything – speed, coordination, timing. You’d lose points if your keys fell out of your mouth. If competitors tripped, they’d be disqualified. And so on.
It's as least as good as the one where you ski a long way and then shoot something.
Posted by teb at June 11, 2008 02:05 PM