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June 06, 2008
I will now, once again, describe the illustrations on boxes of Celestial Seasonings tea
Chamomile Mint Sleepytime Extra
A bear in a nightshirt and stocking cap has fallen asleep in his easy chair. On the table next to the chair is a lamp and an old-fashioned radio. The bear's head is tipped forward and his arms appear oddly rigid. Wait –- are we sure the bear's just asleep? What's in that tea anyway?
Teahouse Chai
A man is riding an elephant up the path of a snow-capped mountain. At the peak, there is a palace. The man is carrying a shovel. I hope he's also carrying a really big plastic bag.
Red Zinger
The sun is going down behind the ocean. Its magnificent rays reach out into the darkening sky. But what's this? Flowers are shooting out of the sun -- enormous, scary-looking flowers. Ahhh! Sun angry! Run!
Posted by teb at June 6, 2008 01:29 PM