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July 12, 2008
I will now summarize the front page of "The Avery Post," the local paper in the town we're visiting
-- A car struck a utility pole.
-- There were fireworks on July 4th.
-- A burglar who bears a "marked resemblance to actor Leonardo DiCaprio" was apprehended.
-- "Town Will Use Bicycles, Golf Carts"
-- Troy and Bette Clark won a motorcycle in the fire department's annual raffle.
-- A state official checked local gas pumps for possible price gouging. He wouldn't say what he found.
Posted by teb at July 12, 2008 12:53 AM