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July 29, 2008
This is a true hypothetical story
Let's say you've been stuck in traffic. Let's further say that, while stuck in traffic, you consumed one liter (1 QT, 1.8 FL OZ) of bottled water. If this were the case, you might be searching for, let us say, a pit stop. So you pull off the highway and begin looking. You pass manila office buildings, gated apartment complexes, and featureless storage units. Nothing. You grow increasingly desperate.
Then -- can it be? Yes! -- a Seven-Eleven, the convenience store that has been the salvation of many an overly hydrated traveler. You park and hurriedly walk in, certain that your prayers have been answered, that all will soon be right with the world. That is, until you see the sign, Sharpie-on-paper, affixed with tape to the Employees Only swinging door: "No Public Restrooms."
It is then that you realize: there is no God.
Posted by teb at July 29, 2008 09:02 AM