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August 08, 2008

A true hypothetical story

Let's say it is raining. And let's further say that you decide, perhaps unwisely, to retrieve something from your car, which is parked only a few feet from your back door. As you dash to the car, you realize that this is not an ordinary thunderstorm, but rather a freak summer hailstorm. You are getting both soaked and pelted.

Item retrieved, you run back to the house and try the knob. It does not turn. You realize you are standing outside in a hailstorm with no jacket and no umbrella. The person who could help you is, at that moment, upstairs putting an almost-two-year-old down for his nap. You feel, shall we say, stupid.

Before running to the shed for shelter, you try the door again and discover it wasn't locked after all, only stuck. Less than five minutes later, the storm has passed. You are still wet.

Posted by teb at August 8, 2008 11:48 AM

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