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August 26, 2008
Public Service Announcement
Each morning millions of people all over the world make themselves fruit smoothies. Or thousands, certainly. Let's just say a bunch.
And yet few of them realize what can happen if you accidentally knock your cup of smoothie onto the floor. It can, for instance, splash onto your jeans. And your shirt. Also, onto the cabinet. In addition, some of the smoothie can end up on the ceiling.
Don't ask me how. It just can.
Consequently, I urge everyone to be cautious. One slip of the hand, a single, careless moment, can turn a breakfast treat into a messy disaster.
In conclusion, let me add that I am not a victim. I am a survivor.
Posted by teb at August 26, 2008 10:05 AM