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August 18, 2008

The weekend to-do list: A postmortem

Go to beach. Neglect to put sunscreen on tops of feet. Pay for it next day.

See "Tropic Thunder," a movie that is still funny despite including disembowelment, panda murder, a knife-wielding toddler, and Tom Cruise.

Clean utility room, also known as "the place where stuff accumulates as if by magic."

Continue several-week process of removing tree stump from backyard. Consider explosives.

Eat "crab flavored" chips. Regret it almost immediately.

Posted by teb at August 18, 2008 10:57 AM

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