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September 09, 2008
Actual differences between pit bulls and hockey moms
-- A hockey mom’s jaws are not particularly powerful.
-- A pit bull cannot drive a minivan.
-- Michael Vick was not holding illegal hockey mom fights.
-- Pit bulls cannot give birth to human children.
-- No jurisdiction currently bans hockey moms.
Posted by teb at September 9, 2008 12:59 PM