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October 29, 2008
How to Wake Up
1. Set the alarm on your phone the night before.
2. Place the phone across the room so that you'll actually have to get out of bed in order to silence it.
3. When it goes off the next morning, leap from your bed and unplug it.
4. Go back to bed. Take the phone with you.
5. When it goes off again, five minutes later, hit snooze.
6. Hit snooze.
7. Hit snooze.
8. Hit snooze.
9. Decide to get up.
10. Hit snooze.
Posted by teb at October 29, 2008 11:27 AM