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December 12, 2008

Running feature wherein I comb through the records to see what search terms have led slender, nearsighted people to this confusing, inconsistent blog

-- "what to write inside christmas cards"

Santa's watching you. Always. Even at night.

-- "senator hillary clinton marky post"

First of all it's "Markie" and secondly: What the hell is wrong with you people?

-- "how to stop my big dog from swatting at my little dog"

Cover your little dog with quills.

-- "how to have romantic conversations online"

UR GR8. <3

-- "pros and cons of god"

Glad to help.

-- "a short story about somting that happened to you recently with adverbs"

I slept soundly.

-- "the cons of working with toddlers"

They're never on time.

-- "in a commercial you may have seen what did a woman do in her bedroom after a new bathroom tissue was introduced as the only one of its kind?"

I'm not sure I want to know.

Posted by teb at December 12, 2008 10:06 AM

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