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January 15, 2009
Hilarious jokes I thought of while reading vacuum cleaner reviews online at 2 a.m. (with parenthetical explanatory notes)
-- This thing sucks! (In the literal sense, i.e., it is effective at removing particulate matter from carpet fibers.)
-- Hoover? I hardly know her. (See, if said out loud, it almost sounds as if I'm saying "Hoov her" which doesn't mean anything, but sounds vaguely sexual and therefore automatically funny.)
-- It's in the bag! (Because, you know, vacuum cleaners have bags, except for those new bag-less ones, which incidentally look pretty nice.)
-- Yes, we canister (I admit that makes no sense.)
Posted by teb at January 15, 2009 01:12 PM