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January 23, 2009

This is a true hypothetical story

So let's say you attend a very large inaugural gathering. You get up early, ride your bike five miles, walk another mile or so, and stake out a good place to stand. You've made it.

Then you think to yourself: "Boy, I sure am thirsty. Maybe I should drink this entire bottle of water I brought with me." So you do. Then, twenty minutes later, you begin to regret that decision. Thirty minutes later, you really regret it. You don't want to abandon your plum spot, but the Porta John's siren call is simply too strong.

So you leave and, lo and behold, actually end up in a better spot. It all works out. Yes, it does.

Posted by teb at January 23, 2009 01:33 PM

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