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March 19, 2009
Actual excerpts from a recent letter I received from the bank, followed by my translation
"Please read this letter carefully …"
Prepare to get screwed.
"Bank of America periodically reviews the value of property …"
We think your house is worth nothing now.
"We have suspended use of your Home Equity account … "
No more free money for you, ace.
"Please call if you have any questions."
Please don't call.
"Sincerely"
Bite us.
Posted by teb at March 19, 2009 10:20 AM