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March 03, 2009
How to unload the dishwasher
1. Remove dishes from dishwasher.
2. Put them where they go (e.g., shelves or drawers).
3. Think, while putting a glass away: "This still looks dirty."
4. Wash that glass by hand. Put it away.
5. Find another slightly dirty glass.
6. This dishwasher sucks.
7. Think about buying a new dishwasher.
8. Then it occurs to you: It hadn't been run yet.
9. Crap.
10. Remove dishes from shelves/drawers, place back in dishwasher.
Posted by teb at March 3, 2009 10:00 AM