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June 11, 2009
This is a true hypothetical story with minimal punctuation
If your wife is going to take a shower and asks you to listen to the baby monitor because your kid is sleeping but you neglect to turn it on because you were busy with some important business such as watching random video clips online and smearing peanut butter on an apple because it's soooo good and then you happen to look over at the monitor and realize you haven't switched it on and the kid might totally be crying and freaking out and is probably scarred forever but then you turn it on and all you hear is the sound of the white-noise machine and your kid breathing peacefully and you think "Phew! Now my wife will never even know what an irresponsible pile of dum dum I am!"
Unless you feel compelled to put it on your blog for some reason in which case: busted.
Posted by teb at June 11, 2009 10:50 PM