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September 21, 2009
The weekend to-do list: A postmortem
Feel suddenly nauseous in a Wal-Mart. So that's the Wal-Mart Effect.
Leave car door open during rainstorm. Become instantly ineligible for MacArthur Genius Award.
Try to talk toddler out of purchasing bag of gumballs because a) he doesn't chew gum and b) see "a." Fail.
Guffaw.
See dude wearing sunglasses, driving a yellow Mustang convertible, and listening to Van Halen. I love the 80s, too, but come on.
Posted by teb at September 21, 2009 11:06 AM