Minor Tweaks: PROS and CONS Archives

November 12, 2008

PROS and CONS: Toddlers

PROS:

-- Washable

-- Tossable

-- Easy to fool

CONS:

-- Talky

-- Bitey

-- Eat all your cheese

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October 03, 2008

PROS and CONS: Squirrels

PROS:

-- Fluffy

-- Scampery

-- Easy to run over

CONS:

-- Ratty

-- Nibbly

-- Stealing your nuts

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August 07, 2008

PROS and CONS: Apples

PROS:

-- Pie

-- Tart

-- Fritter

CONS:

-- Juice

-- Jelly

-- Sauce

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June 20, 2008

PROs and CONS: Meetings

Pros:

-- Informative

-- Exciting

-- Fun

Cons:

-- Not long enough

-- Not frequent enough

-- Not sufficiently painful

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May 22, 2008

PROS and CONS: Pens

PROS:

-- Chewable

-- Bite-able

-- Easy to gnaw

CONS:

-- Dirty

-- Flimsy

-- Inky

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March 14, 2008

PROS and CONS: Houston

PROS:

-- Freeways

-- Convenience stores

-- Strip malls

CONS:

-- Freeways

-- Convenience stores

-- Strip malls

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January 17, 2008

PROS and CONS: Snow

PROS:

-- flakes

-- men

-- angels

CONS:

-- drift

-- shovel

-- blindness

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December 13, 2007

PROS and CONS: Money

PROS:

-- Foldable

-- Rollable

-- Can buy stuff with it

CONS:

-- Mo problems

-- Root of all evil

-- Eddie

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November 22, 2007

PROS and CONS: Turkey

PROS:

-- Warm

-- Tender

-- L-tryptophane

CONS:

-- Stringy

-- Birdy

-- Gets stuck in your teeth

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November 09, 2007

PROS and CONS: Recycling

PROS:

-- Reduces waste

-- Fewer landfills

-- Helps save the earth

CONS:

-- Dragging heavy yellow buckets to curb at midnight

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October 25, 2007

PROS and CONS: Cats

PROS:

-- Furry

-- Pettable

-- Easy to throw

CONS:

-- Scratchy

-- Sheddy

-- Sleep on your face

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September 28, 2007

PROS and CONS: George

PROS:

-- Plimpton

-- Bernard Shaw

-- Curious

CONS:

-- King

-- of the Jungle

-- W.

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August 30, 2007

PROS and CONS: Grapes

PROS:

-- Edible

-- Portable

-- Sweet

CONS:

-- Bunchy

-- Peely

-- Wrathful

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August 03, 2007

PROS and CONS: Morning

PROS:

-- Breakfast

-- Coffee

-- Start of new day

CONS:

-- Too early

-- Too bright

--- A "u" away from grief

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July 04, 2007

PROS and CONS: America

PROS:

-- Land of free

-- Home of brave

-- Plenty of parking

CONS:

-- Funny shape

-- Gaudy flag

-- The band

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May 10, 2007

PROS and CONS: Space

PROS:

-- Final frontier

-- Is The Place

CONS:

-- The James Michener novel

-- Getting lost in

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March 21, 2007

PROS and CONS: You

PROS:

-- Light up my life

-- Really got me

-- Nothing compares to

CONS:

-- So vain

-- Oughta know

-- Can't always get what you want

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February 23, 2007

PROS and CONS: Punctuation

PROS:

;

CONS:

( )

...

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February 02, 2007

PROS and CONS: Love

PROS:

-- Will keep us together

-- Is all you need

-- Got a whole lotta

CONS:

-- Hurts

-- Fades

-- Can't buy me

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January 05, 2007

PROS and CONS: The thumb

PROS:

-- Bendable

-- Opposable

-- Can be sucked

CONS:

-- Twiddling

-- Wrestling

-- Too many rules

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November 21, 2006

PROS and CONS: Not having access to the Internet all day

PROS:

-- Waste less time reading silly blogs like this one

-- Give mouse thumb a well-deserved rest

-- Enjoy what is commonly known as "sunshine"

CONS:

-- Hard to post MT entry

-- Feel out of loop on TomKat developments

-- Nothing to fill Internet-shaped void

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October 26, 2006

PROS AND CONS: Old Testament God

Pros:

-- Created world and all that's in it

-- Takes no guff

-- Not boring

Cons:

-- Mean

-- Plays favorites

-- Smitey

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August 29, 2006

PROS AND CONS: Babies

PROS:

-- Portable

-- Washable

-- Free

CONS:

-- Lazy

-- Incontinent

-- Unemployed

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July 26, 2006

PROS AND CONS: Global warming

Pros:

-- Keeps Al Gore busy

-- Can swim year-round

-- Icebergs, schmicebergs

Cons:

-- Might kill us all

-- "

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July 05, 2006

PROS AND CONS: Science

Pros:

-- Supports profitable beaker market

-- Keeps nerds off street

Cons:

-- Petri dish not tasty

-- Can blind you

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June 08, 2006

PROS AND CONS: Books

PROS:

-- Flingable

-- Stackable

-- Easy to burn

CONS:

-- Ink-stained

-- Can't judge by cover

-- Wordy

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May 30, 2006

PROS AND CONS: Birds

Pros:

-- Good for watching

-- Useful as metaphors

-- Edible

Cons:

-- Too chirpy

-- Too pecky

-- Get all up in your trees

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May 19, 2006

PROS AND CONS: Pros and Cons

Pros:

Aids decision-making

Kills time

Everybody likes lists

Cons:

Simplistic

Overly binary

Hard to come up with third "con"

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May 09, 2006

PROS AND CONS: Vests

Pros:

-- Keeps arms free for reaching, gesticulation

-- Protects crucial trunk portion of body

-- Fun to say

-- All the warmth, minus the hassle of sleeves

Cons:

-- Sometimes worn without a shirt

-- Available in leather

-- Arms feel left out

-- Nowhere for tricks to be up

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